Sales people and their one liners

Old and tired one liners sales people like to use on you. It's funny do they all take the same class?

"You're stealing food from my baby's mouth" He/she probably has no children at all.
"Everybody pays this fee" No they don't people who are shrewd and do their homework often pay much less.
"We're losing our shirt on this deal" No they're not if they were they wouldn't do the deal.
"The web sites you got the prices from are wrong." No they're not, if they don't want to do that deal I'm sure you can find someone who will.
"This car won't be here tomorrow" How in the hell would they know that? Are they a fortune teller?
"The bank requires you to buy the extended warranty to get loan approval" That's just pure crap.
"Do you want the car? What will it take to make you sign today?" For you to agree to my price!